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The Depression Flowchart

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The Freudian Couch

This year has already been one of my most productive year as a Bibliophile, both in terms of quantity and quality. I have already read 17 books this year, and I am on the brink of completing the 18th. My aggregate for the whole of last year was 18 (The statistics are readily available, thanks to goodreads). I have also made a conscious effort towards reading a certain kind of books - books that I have been avoiding for a long time. Having read one book each by Jean Paul Sartre, Albert Camus and Franz Kafka this year, I can even try pretending to be an expert on existentialist philosophy. My sudden voraciousness in consuming books hungrily delights me, but it also makes me wonder about the reason behind it.

One of the major reasons for my rekindled love for books is my new Kindle EInk. Buying a kindle is one decision I won't regret anytime soon, if at all. Having started my kindle journey with a sufficiently memorable book (The Fall by Albert Camus), I can't wait to get my hands on numerous other classics. But, there has been another equally important reason for this book-reading streak - depression.

I seek books as a cure for depression, and ironically the kind of books that accentuate it. In a rare occasion where I get to show my work skills outside of it, I have charted out a flowchart that depicts a normal working day in my life. 

A flowchart of a day in the life of a blogger, running from waking up late through an indifferent day at the office and a blog post nobody replies to, and ending where it always ends — reading another book



























































































The flowchart is quite easy to follow. In case you didn't know, the diamonds depict a decision point. The ratios in parenthesis indicate the probability of that event to occur. As I intended it to be fairly obvious when I started with the diagram (I am not sure how it has ended up), the normal pattern in my day is : Go to office, feel low over something, come back home, write a blog post (or get depressed over my inability to write one), try to promote the post, get depressed on the reaction, read a depressing book, fall asleep in a colossal ball of depression, wake up forgetting everything, repeat. Do I intend to do anything about this? No, not at all. I am getting used to this depressed state of mind. In fact, if I ever experience an exhilratingly happy moment, I might dearly miss my depression, and get depressed all over again.

Ah, looks like I have another blog post in hand! Now, if you don't mind, I will have to leave you at this point. And promote this blog post. And..
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  • bala

    Cant believe u took the pain to really device a flow chart, and trying to make self depreciating jokes, sounds more like me :P, and I feel like u r trying too much these days; if nothing occurs just quit the idea of writing and wait for the moment, why depress urself, I think its about time u get married and pass on ur depression

    • Adarsh

      Thanks Bala.. your self depreciating jokes? Never heard any. And marriage ah? Onnala mattum than ippadi yosika midiyum..

  • jegadesh

    Nice One Adarsh..........i dont know how u r getting time for this...

    • Adarsh

      Thanks Jegadish! You are asking about the flowchart or the blog as a whole?

  • Braja Patnaik

    Good one...what did you use to create the flow chart?

  • venkatesan sundaresan

    Ha..ha..it is good..."Something happens at office. No (4:5)"...

    Depression is very strong word...Not sure whether you used this word sarcastically...you are writing good...your number of post per month shows that you are writing only when something you want to write about..not vomiting everything...that is good...

    Tamil writer Sujatha said, "Write for you. not for others"...you should like your writing...then only others will like it...i think you like your blog, so others....but don't fall into the complacency..i fell once and not able to come back...keep blog...

    • Adarsh

      Hi Venkat, thanks for the visit. The post it is, of course, a little exaggerated. And thanks for the suggestion. Interesting to know that you were into blogging too. Link please?

  • Supriya Singh

    ok I admit I read it only now and not when you had told me about it! Sorry for that. Let me start by telling you that you are not alone and this is more or less the life of every person our age no matter what picture they paint otherwise :) secondly the comments below are more depressing asking you to quit writing or marry (my my), some are commending on spewing blogs at the rate of 1 in a month but at the same time not to be complacent of your output!! (haha seriously, how paradoxical can one get?! ) Then some wondering how you get time to do this! seriously? this is one activity which lets us writers be ourselves and people have problem with that? How else do THEY fill up 24 hours? by being a robot, working day in and day out and secretly hoping to start a blog?? Please! AND how do people even have the galls to say 'you are trying too much these days'! Haha I can only hope it was said in jest and even that is not supposed to be put as a comment to appreciate someone's writing who is ATLEAST trying! Peeps below please be a bit more imaginative in appreciation than coming and wasting lines saying useless bs.
    Sorry Adarsh, I felt like defending your post and your efforts in making an idea be presented in a flowchart which is just another literary mean.
    Lastly keep it up :)

    • Adarsh

      Hey Supriya, frankly I had given up on you reading this (like one of those online friends). And thank you very much for defending me so fiercely :) But I hope you know that most of this, including the post itself is a big joke. Have you ever seen a child who pretends to have hurt his leg more that he actually has, or pretends to be ill in bed unable to get out just so that others can shower their affection on him? I am like that child. It is a writer's curse to exaggerate the smallest of things and that's what I have tried to do. Seriously, should I get too depressed over a pretentious blog? There are people around with many more reasons to feel depressed (I am not trying to imply that only the poor and the openly suffering can be depressed, but being depressed over such a small thing?).
      Depression here is just a fancy word for feeling slightly disappointing, and I used it to get more attention than I deserve. And I welcome all comments here, I can just ignore the ones I don't fancy. I once invited some trolls to target my blog, but they didn't think it was worth the effort (making me feel depressed. #Not). The friend who suggested that I should get married is one among the few who has been reading and giving suggestions on all my posts for the past 4 years and so. He is just looking forward to a sumptuous meal. If anything, all those comments make me happy.
      Btw, did I thank you for that wonderful commet? Yes? But still, you deserve another thank you - THANK YOU.

      PS : I hope that "Keep it up" was not added as an after-thought.

  • Arun Prasad

    first of all, good work man... I dont know about others, but i think i understand this post better ... i guess you know why.... Please keep writing... also sorry for being late... am in a huge mess these days..

    • Adarsh

      Thanks man! I am sure you understand.. no need to apologize.

  • Nikhil

    :p ... Great post , man!.....specially the flow chart part was hillarious...not makin a formal statement but a true casual one "You should write more often."....Interesting , witty , original,casual & true is what describes this post well..Keep up the good work , mate!
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    • Adarsh

      Thanks Nic :) That's very kind of you..